Thomas the Tanked Engine

How about something new? Like a Thomas the Tank Engine parody? There are thousands of them already, so who needs any more? Well, like a loot of things I've done, this wasn't planned to become a "thing," but became one anyway. I started this as a joke, got hooked, and look what happens: videos no one asked for. I just did them for my own amusement, so if someone else enjoys them, it's a bonus.

If you dare to watch these videos, please realize that they're "edgy" (adult, but not excessively foul).