Toxic Rants Penned by a Dead Man

Welcome to my (previously) secret stash of highly unpopular opinions. I predict most visitors brave enough to read them will dismiss it all as the deranged ramblings of some quasi-Unibomber. I suppose in a way it wouldn't be wrong, since this does serve as a disjointed, multi-part manifesto of sorts.

Some years ago I had a collection of essays online, many of which were political in nature, often railing against our then-President. As a consequence, I lost a good friend, so I immediately removed all of my writing—I wanted to keep what few friends I had left.

But now, given that I'm dead, it no longer matters what anyone might think of me after learning what goes on deep inside this troubled mind. You may nod in agreement; or, you may shake a fist threateningly at the screen. I won't care. All I can promise is that I'm being honest, frightening though that may be.

One last warning: in addition to highly unconventional perspectives, these essays are full of anger and vitriol (as well as adult language). There's an oft-repeated theme that runs throughout having to do with what humans are doing to the planet; indeed, it can get so repetitive that I might have simply distilled everything down into one big rant. But people are stupid, so some things bear repeating.

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