A Minecraft Film

2026, Legendary, et al.

This film is good for something. Well, besides the circular file. Babysitting, I suppose. For us adults, nothing of redeeming value in this wettest of farts. Will appeal (perhaps, if slightly) to diehard fans of the video game; those salivating to see Jack Black totally slay any previous attempt at over-acting; fans of Jason Momoa getting their giggles seeing him stoned for most of 100 minutes. The rest of the csst is superfluous and forgettable.

DKS 3/27/26

FART-O-METER® Rating:

Wet Fart

 


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