Free Birds
2013, Reel FX Studios
I would recommend watching this turkey (ahem) only on the following conditions:
1) You require colorful lights and background noise to run under a kid's birthday party.
2) You genuinely want to learn what goes into making a flop.
3) You're a masochist.
While technically competent, it's completely devoid of humor or anything else that might make it worth 90 minutes of your time. Yet somehow it generated $50 million in profit at the box office. Go figure.
DKS 12/17/17
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