A Unique Gaseous Rating System

Stars are boring. Tomatoes are the intellectual property of someone else. I'm an old fart, so I went with my own attention-getter. It's actually not based on a traditional 5-star system, as I have added two more ratings that allow me to identify truly outstanding material ("Solid Gold Fart"), plus that rarest of beast, a Top Five Personal Pick.

Wet FartWet Fart
SBDSBD
TolerableTolerable
Almost NiceAlmost Nice
Smells Like Roses!Smells Like Roses!
Solid Gold FartSolid Gold Fart
Top Five PickTop Five Solid Gold Fart

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