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You can trust DKS Reviews to be honest and accurate, thanks to our patented Fresh Accurate Ratings Technology®. Our state-of-the-fart preservation system will ensure every Fart-O-Meter® rating remains accurate, no matter what I may have had for lunch the day before. So, while tomatoes can continue rotting over time, our farts are guaranteed fresh and ripe, from the moment they're cut in our advanced hard media analysis center right up to the instant they're released on any internet-accessible computing device you may be using. Your Guaranteed Fresh Accurate Ratings Technology® will display the rating like s:
Wet Fart
SBD
Tolerable
Almost Nice
Smells Like Roses!
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Now you can experience AI Enhanced Flatulence® with our exclusive, industry-first Artificial Incontinence® technology. It's true! There is a reason our top-most ratings are called "Golden Farts," and now you can find out for yourself. NOTE: We are not responsible for the cost of repair or replacement of clothing or furniture damaged as a result of AI Enhanced Flatulence.