Kitties I Have Known: Zack

Zack

Aliases and Bio

Zack the Knife
Zack Attack
Zackaroni
Zack and Cheese
Zackster
Zack in the Box
Zack is Back
Zackamole
Zackaroon
Zackadoodle Doo
Zackadillo
Zackaroid
Zackmeister
ZackDonalds
Double Zackburger
Zack Hack/Knack/Pack/Shack/Smack/Snack/Stack
Quacker Zacker
Zic Zack (a Max Headroom reference)
Zack Truck
Pro Zack
Zeepy Zack
Wacko Zacko
Fractal Zacktal
Count Zacula
Zackapedia
Zackasaurus Rex
Zack of All Trades
Zack and Tonic
Frozen Zachary (he's really chill); also Strawberry Zachary

Zack's name history is a little messed up. At first I thought he was a she, so I named her (him) Zhora, from Blade Runner. When I learned he was a he, instead of naming him Leon, which would have been much more appropriate given the theme, for reasons entirely unknown he became Zack. I'd thought about renaming him, but Zack stuck. Anyway, he's my orange tank with a battering ram and two pile drivers: the battering ram is his head (he loves to head-butt), and the two pile drivers are his front feet (he kneads like he's hitting a punching bag); he's actually aggressively affectionate. Zack is paunchy, loveably dimwitted, and best characterized as the "big dumb kid" you knew in grade school, although to be fair he's not a dumb as you might think. He's been described by a friend (the one rubbing his tummy, below) as the "most chill cat" he's ever known.