Chapter 3: The Epiphany
My house will only have one bedroom. If I had guests, what was I to do if they stayed over? Why, show them to the guest cabin, of course! One day as I was exploring my property, I arrived at the end of the Small Ravine and instantly realized it was the perfect spot for the guest cabin (and that realization also inspired the cabin's name). Because it would technically be an outbuilding, I dispensed with plans and permits and inspections and all the other formalities, and just built it. By myself. In six weeks. Not bad for a crippled, diseased, sixty-something old fart.
But I had a second motive for building the cabin: the camper had become rather cramped, since by that time I was sharing it with four full-grown cats. And besides, I couldn't envision myself having to endure another winter in it. The guest cabin would be my new temporary home—and a much warmer one at that—while the kids could have the camper all to themselves.
Construction began on the morning of 22 September 2015. After one week, thanks to a run of perfect weather, the framing was done and the roof was going on. A week later, the sheathing was up and I'd started work on the interior. And just a few more weeks after that, I was moving in.
The cabin measures 12 by 12 feet, plus a 4-foot porch. The dimensions were chosen to reduce the amount of cutting required—particularly the heavy 4 by 8 foot sheets of 3/4-inch ply—which helped simplify and accelerate construction.
The interior features a lot of storage space. Cheap prefab kitchen cabinets line the back wall, and more cabinets make up the night stands as well as the base for the platform bed. The headboard is just leftover oak flooring attached to the wall.
The Epiphany is cozy... really cozy. It's heated by a little wood stove that can bring the temperature from 50 to 80 in half an hour. It's kind of a fun place to live; it teaches you how to get by with a lot less.
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