Star Trek (TOS)
1966-1969, Desilu Productions/Paramount Television
Having literally grown up on the original Star Trek, it holds a special place in my TV show heart, warts and all. Yes, the acting was hammy and over-the-top. The sets and effects were laughably bad. Some of the "messages" were beat-you-over-the-head obvious. But for me, the pros outweighed the cons. Whereas nearly every other science fiction television series was (and, surprisingly, remains) doom-and-gloom, with lame monsters-of-the-week and frustrating back-where-we-started plots, Trek was, more often than not, optimistic, uplifting and forward-looking.
Trek regularly tackled issues of its day, and while that makes some episodes painfully dated, others are surprisingly prescient, with messages that are easily transposed onto current-day topics. It was daring for its time, particularly with respect to race and gender, yet society seems to believe we've moved past such things; the awful truth is that we haven't. Enlightenment, I fear, may still be generations away, if we don't obliterate ourselves first.
The show had moments of brilliance that transcend the half-century that's passed since its day. This was down to the writers: bold, brave visionaries that the producers wisely tapped. Granted, even the best of Trek's stories were saddled with bad acting and threadbare sets, but those who cannot look past these superficial flaws are to be pitied.
As an aside, being a student of music as well as cinema, I've always considered the score to be well-above-average, particularly for the first two seasons. Thankfully, nearly every minute of original music was released on a limited-edition CD set, which I was lucky enough to obtain. The set features a number of sound effects in addition to music; it was surprising to learn how many sounds were created by the orchestra—the iconic transporter sound, for example, was in fact generated with musical instruments!
Favorite episode: "City on the Edge of Forever" (no doubt no surprise).
Least-favorite episode: There are many, but "And the Children Shall Lead" bubbles to the top of my list.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
1987-1994, Paramount Television
Having an enormous soft spot for the original series, plus a deep interest in science fiction in general, it's no wonder that I watched TNG almost religiously. Indeed, it was the reason I got cable TV at a time I began to divorce myself from television. As I watched the series, I built a videotape library (now replaced by disc). And then came the surprise: as I re-watched the episodes, my initial enthusiasm for the series began to wane. Deep down inside, it was hard to shake the feeling that too many of the episodes were... well, just... lame.
Make no mistake, some episodes were truly brilliant. Overall the writing was above-average, occasionally inspired, and at the very least literate; the performances were (with some wince-inducing exceptions) generally superior to those of its predecessor; and the vastly improved production values made the show visually and aesthetically much more palatable. Yet it was hard for me to shake the sense that TNG was relying too heavily on TOS fans to carry it. "Easter eggs" were abundant—sometimes delightful, sometimes eye-rolling, and sometimes disastrous (think "The Naked Now"). In the end, what won the day (more or less) was the series eventually finding its own voice—even if that was after several seasons.
Most episodes suffer from a ponderous, sometimes nearly overwhelming amount of "technobabble," where plot devices hinge on totally improbable—even embarrassing—scientific nonsense. One could almost sense the writers gradually painting themselves into corners, and breaking out thanks only to the chief engineer arriving at miracle solutions, spouting endless variations on scientific buzzwords of the day. While the original series was not immune to this affliction—usually down to Bones divining the "miracle cure of the week"—the strength of the original series was its ability to deliver engrossing drama that was independent from science and technology. TNG was also occasionally guilty of TOS's tendency to preach morality tales, but thankfully this was done more subtly and less frequently.
Still, do not mistake my apparently harsh criticism for disdain; I enjoyed—and still enjoy—the series more than I dislike it. I seek out its best moments and revel in them, and do my best to ignore its countless patent flaws (funny forehead alien of the week, anyone?), as any Trek aficionado might. I mean, come on, who doesn't laugh when Worf pauses to break into Klingon opera?
Favorite episode: "The Measure of a Man" (which—true story—turned my Trek-hating girlfriend at the time into a Trek fan; indeed, she was far more upset when the series ended than I was).
Least-favorite episode: There's an alarmingly large number of them, and my choice may be different according to my mood and the phase of the moon. Although I'm tempted to say it's any episode with Wesley, and feel confident there'd be many nodding heads out there, my current least-favorite is "Shades of Gray," a lame, all-too-obvious budget-saver full of flashbacks from earlier episodes.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
1993-1999, Paramount Television
Deep Space Nine has the distinction of being one of the first in the Trek franchise series to escape one of Roddenberry's mandates, one that all but starved the shows he controlled of a sorely needed dramatic element: internal conflict. He decreed that all Federation denizens would always coexist peacefully. Consequently, his stranglehold on TNG forced writers to externalize all conflict, which arguably hobbled them.
Roddenberry's death freed writers from this constraint, and the first expression of their relief was Deep Space Nine. Unfortunately, this freedom was cancelled out by locating the series on a space station, which limited their storytelling ability, reducing it to little more than a space soap opera with TNG's funny forehead aliens of the week.
It's kind of sad, because a space soap opera might have had more potential than what we ultimately got; even soap operas can be engrossing if the writing is good and the characters click. Sadly, we got to watch the series struggle though some all-too-obvious re-tooling across a bafflingly long run of seven seasons. Among their desperate attempts at retaining Trek fans, they eventually added a spaceship to get the main characters off the station, imported characters from TNG, and featured crossover guest villains.
Working against DS9 was a sadly anemic music score, plus yet another child as a main character, this time Jake Sisco (and occasionally his cringe-worthy Ferengi buddy) replacing Wesley of TNG. And speaking of the Ferengi, they alternately provided mildly amusing comic relief and embarrassingly awful idiocy; I honestly can't say if "It's a female!" is either a high point or a low point. The show was relatively well-liked by Trek fans. Sorry, I didn't drink the Kool-Aid.
Star Trek: Voyager
1995-2001, Paramount Television
It's virtually impossible for me to say anything positive about Voyager; in my mind it marked the nadir of the franchise. Everything about it reeks of being a money-grab by a studio making one too many trips to the Trek well.
(Now, before I continue, I must state emphatically that some of the following remarks are not meant to disparage anyone in any way, particularly women and minorities; they are, instead, observations on how the motives of studios may be perceived. So, please do not flame me.)
Voyager tried to hit too many marks all at once: a female captain evidently to satisfy feminists; a black Vulcan evidently to remain racially balanced; a "space babe" obviously to grab the young male demographic; copious amounts of technobabble to satiate science-fiction geeks; and, of course, all of the trappings of the Trek universe, including the Federation, the Prime Directive, warp drive, funny foreheads, recycled characters from earlier series etcetera, ad nauseam, in an effort to retain franchise loyalists.
Since one cannot be all things to all people, the end result was an embarrassing mess. I'm perpetually baffled by how the series ran so long. It's a shame that some good sets, decent effects and miles of celluloid were wasted on this massive misfire. I mean, come on... being "everywhere" at Warp 10? Oh, puh-LEEZE!
Perhaps an indication of my disdain for Voyager: I've yet to make it through all seven dismal seasons, and I don't know that I have the strength of will to continue. There would have to be some awesome episodes I haven't seen to raise the score.
Star Trek: Enterprise
2001-2005, Paramount Television et al
Among those who know me, it comes as no surprise that I often buck popular trends. Case in point is Star Trek: Enterprise, which was poorly received by many hardcore Trek fans, yet earns high marks from me. Yes, it's not without its flaws—what television program isn't?—but I believe it got much more right than wrong.
Arguably one of its bigger liabilities was the decision to cast Jolene Blalock as a sexy female Vulcan (huh?) in a painfully obvious bid to reel in sex-starved male teen geeks. In a casting misfire of a different sort, Scott Bakula is unconvincing as a supposedly proto-Kirk captain. And the series suffered a very shaky start, taking more than a season and a half to find its footing.
Those nits aside, its prequel setting to TOS offered a number of unique, drama-rich advantages: freedom from the almost smothering Prime Directive, the miraculous plot-saving transporter, and a host of other trappings created by Trek canon. The series' most powerful episodes present fascinating ethical conundrums that lasers and logic are ill-equipped to resolve, in a manner that surely would have made Roddenberry proud.
Consider: in the UK, Enterprise is the most popular series of the entire franchise; I think they know something that state-side fans don't. I'm genuinely sad that it only survived four seasons—although, while it comes as little consolation, this may not have been the fault of the series itself, as it evidently fell victim to studio politics as well as various external forces.
Favorite episode: "Dear Doctor," an impressive dramatic work that sticks with you for days after seeing it.
Least-favorite episode: "In a Mirror, Darkly," the two-parter featuring the original Enterprise, which may come as a surprise to some readers since it's a "fan favorite." Sorry, I thought it was lame; integrating the original ship was awkward at best, nearly as embarrassing as DS9's cringe-worthy send-up to TOS's brilliantly light-hearted "The Trouble with Tribbles."
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